Lets Get Random with Rob

Hiya kids! Miss us? Yeah we missed you guys too! Sorry we’ve been a little “indisposed”…. one of us “lit’relly” *snickers* So while #otherhalf gets disposed of… errrr something, I’ll bring you some random Robbie goodness. I asked some of my friends on Twitter to help me out with the post tonight. The mission: send me your fave Rob or Robsten pic. The results: RANDOM. It might be a couple weeks late, but consider it your schmorgusbourg of Thanksgiving leftovers… they’re all very random dishes, but taste delish all thrown together.  Let’s get to it! Random Robbie 7… GO!

1. Mmmm hello there scruffward. Oooh and I love that almost *too* long hair! Where has *this* hair been Robbie? Curly, messy, loooong, some product but not tons of product… yes! Not sure which hair I prefer; wild crazy sex hair that stands on end, or curly laid back shag. Mmmmm shag…. I like that raised eyebrow too Rob. Are you also thinking about a shag? Bet you are… I like how he’s staring off into space, tuning out all the cameras in his face. His mind seems thousands of miles away….probably in my bed. It’s like the mothership calling him home.

2. Although this picture wasn’t originally a Rob and Kris moment, it still manages to give me the Robsten tummyswirls and bflies. Ohhhh so cute. Ok so yeah, Taylor was cropped out (by the way I luuuuurve cropping Taytay out of pictures.. it’s ridiculously satisfying.. not sure why) but this picture is still unbelievably fuckawesome. Kris looks gorgeous. Rob looks unbelievably fuckhawt. And Taylor who? These two just look like they were meant to be arm in arm. Did you all catch the twifecta on the Jimmy Kimmel show? If you haven’t seen it, drop what you’re doing and jump on YouTube and watch it. Shit, even if you have seen it, stop reading and watch it again. That interview was all kinds of WIN.  Rob and Kris sitting on that couch together, mirroring each others movements, reacting to questions asked of the other, pointing and laughing at Taylor when he mentioned he liked meat in his mouth or something equally asinine. Oh and how could I forget… Rob got asked about his misbuttons. Hello twitter bestie, is that you? Did you read my wish list of “things to be asked of Rob during press bonanza of 2009″? Ok, I’m rewatching the interview again… excuse me, I’ll brb.

 

3. Mmmmmm hmmmmmmm yes yes yes! Lil ciggy Rob FTMFW! Suited up, hair looking ridiculously hawt, and that little cigarette.. GAH! How can one man be so fucking hot? For the serious! So I’ve decided in these stuffy photo shoots Rob totally gets his smokes in by acting like it’s sexy. “Hey Mr. Photographer dude.. sorry I forgot your name.. yeah um, is it cool if I grab a smoke? I have a great idea for this shot. Hold on let me smoke it all the way down.. it will only look good if I have two drags left of my cigarette.” I think Rob just hates photo shoots so much he often uses the power of suggestion to make the situation a little more comfortable. For example: 1.  bringing his own tattered and torn clothes (or flannel) and suggesting it to be worn as the latest fashion trend. 2. Suggesting that a “beer” would look really great in the ‘pj’s on the beach’ shot and downing the whole Corona then asking for another. 3. Taking a smoke break by again suggesting it would look great in the next shot. Oh Rob, you are so crafty… this is why we fucken love you.

4. Umm yes please. A VF favorite that has yet to be blogged about. YUM! Have I told you all how much I heart Rob + peacoat? Even this kind of ick plaid peacoat…. I HEART PEACOATWARD HARD! I  most definately missed the peacoat in New Moon. *Fingers crossed* DSlade put Rob in a peacoat for “continuity” purposes errrr something. And those jeans  are also win. Those jeans would look perfect on. my. bedroom. floor. Yes Rob your jeans + my floor = LETS DO THIS! Ok, and I have to comment on the hair. Dear Twilight, Can you please hire the VF hair stylist for your next movie? THIS is Edward hair. Messy perfection. And I like it up… standing STRAIGHT UP. I guess you could say I like Rob’s hair the way I like his… mmmmm k, nuff said.

5. Ok kids. We all know I am a HUGE Robsten fan, but this picture kills me. Like I see it and crack the fuck up. It is definitely an intimate moment between the *real life couple* caught on camera, but what the hell is up with Rob’s face? “Uhhh Kris I’m totally grabbing your ass right now… hehehe…. you think the photographer cares? Cause I’m about to grab more than just your ass… GOD I can’t wait to get out of here. Pretty sure I already said that we needed to blow this popsicle stand.. why in the fuck are we still here? Cause uh I want you to blooow my popsicle.. uh huh uh huh” Do you guys love how my commentary is ridiculously out of character for Rob? Or is it…???

6. Crooked fuckhawt smile!!! Awwww, it’s perfect! When he flashes that crooked smile I. DIE. What the fuck was CHardwicke thinking asking him to wear invisalign. ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS HARDY? His smile is perfection! His face lit’relly lights up when he grins. And Rob that sideways glance… you checking me out Rob? Umm yeah I might be flashing you, is that why you’re snickering? Rob… I miss you. Please come out and play soon. And next time  you go out don’t get so wasted you come stumbling out into a bed of fiesty and hungry papz. They want you almost as much as I do baby. Only they won’t be gentle… be careful out there.

7. Ohiyathere Rob… how bout that skinny tie! That leather coat! THAT TREE!! #Otherhalf likes to fondly point out that I love my backside splintered, well this is no exception. Take me against that MF tree Robbie! He sure as hell looks like he’s ready to pounce. As I saunter up he pushes himself upright, away from the tree and firmly grabs me by the shoulders. His eyes smolder and bore into mine. Without saying a word we both are in agreeance about what is coming next… he knows, as he picks me up and backs me into that tree, that it’s what we both want… splinters only mean we did it right. **THIS IS AN INSTA7 IF I EVER SAW ONE… GOOD GAWD!!**

 Well now that was a very random collection of Robbie goodness, eh? It’s definitely comparable to putting turkey, cranberry, stuffing, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, gravy all on a sweet roll and devouring it (don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.. just sayin). I’ll take my Rob any way I can get him these days… random or not. Love you baby!

And those are the 7 things we love about Rob today. 

A special thanks to all my Twitter peeps who contributed to the blog today. @JittzPattzing @aramisette @sarahlj13 @delaneyg84 @KStew411 @scarletmaxie @ThinkingofRob (I may have just snagged one from their site, umm thx TOR)

Sidenote:  SO I’ve decided we just aren’t everyday kind of bloggers…. and Rob has told us he’s ok with that. Both #otherhalf and I are very busy. I am a working stiff *snickers* and #otherhalf is a full-time mommy. So while we luuuuurve dealing you your Rob crack, we’ll get it to you when the mood strikes. Is that ok? No? Tough. xoxo… Love you all!

VF owns our asses

With RobdroughtDecember underway, and months before Remember Me is released, we here at “7 things we love about rob” are ready to hold your hand through the tough weeks ahead.  One bright spot on the otherwise bleak Rob horizon is the release of all the glorious and fuckawesome VF outtakes (which even though they said batch 5 was the last one I hope they lied).  In case you didn’t know, we heart VF….. HARD. They pretty much own. us. VF also has a knack for hiring kick ass photographers. Case in point: Bruce Weber. I got a text from #otherhalf over the weekend that said “If I ever met Bruce Weber in person, I’d have a hard time not blowing him on the spot, I am THAT thankful for him. TRUE FUCKEN STORY. ” And with that I give you a quick rundown of some of my fave outtakes (part 1.. cause there are a ton of fucking outtakes)

 

1. How badly do I want to be in some amazing Broadway musical, and after the show find *this* in my dressing room? FUCK ME! “Hey baby, great show tonight. Thought I’d turn up and give you a congratulatory fuck in your dressing room… are you game?” Am I game? HA! I’ve been game since I first laid eyes on you in Nov 2008 baby.. it’s been a onesided affair for a long time, but I’m glad you’re here now… TAKE OFF THAT WHITE BUTTON DOWN SHIRT! DO. IT. NOW. Yeah I’d be forceful, even though this Robbie looks so sweet. His eyes in this pic slay me. Only Rob can smolder like that in a black and white photo. Those big blue eyes bore into my soul. Gah! The things I would do to this man… moving on.

2. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SEE SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Is it sad that I get *that* excited when I see Rob’s chest? Ok, yeah totally sad, but I can’t help it. This is misbuttoning I can get onboard with (though sloppy misbuttoned Rob is damn hot too). Love the loose tie, love the hands in the hair, love the SKIN! It’s like Rob get’s off work from a long day at the office and after loosening his tie (cue a fave Kings of Leon song “locking down the door with the rhythm and rhyme I LOOSEN MY TIE, I LOOSEN MY TIE) he starts ripping the buttons off his shirt. Very ‘in character’ for Rob, no? I’m sure after red carpet events and photo shoots, where he has to dress up, he is just clawing his way out of his clothes. I don’t blame him. I’d be clawing for him to get out of his clothes too… SEVEN. 

3. AHHHHHH!!! NOW HIS HAND IS *IN* HIS SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this gets me off harder than just bare skin. When Rob touches himself like this it’s an INSTA7. Especially this picture. How can someone just simply stare of into space with his hand in his shirt and look this incredibly beautiful? He is a God among mere mortals…. When he sucks in his cheeks like that and purses his lips in that perfect pout I DIE. This almost reminds me of the boy I had a crush on when I was in like 5th grade. He was a farm boy and in high school and he chewed. ICK right? Chewing tobacco is so gross. But this pic almost looks like he has a lil somethin tucked in his cheek. Robbie, are you trying to quit smoking and picked up chewing instead? He would be the ONLY person to ever chew that I would still find utterly fuckable. This man could pick up any dirty habit he wanted and my love for him wouldn’t waver in the slightest (but please don’t baby).

4. Speaking of dirty habits… helllooooo baby!  Is that a lil ciggy I spy? Gah… smoking in your PJ’s and drinking a MF Corona. Rob was so asking the props guy to slip beer in every scene he could, then quickly drank as many beers as he could too! This is why I love him!!! “Excuse me mr. prop guy… I think this next shot could really use a beer. And by shot I mean me… PLEASE get me a  beer. All you have is Corona? Perfect, I’ll take it!” Oh Rob… those lips around that bottle… mmmmmmm. All those things I imagine those lips doing. I love you… have I told you that yet today? Cause I do, I really, really love you.

5. This picture kills me… WTF!!!? Rob in those jeans and that turtleneck sweater kills me.. SRSLY WTF!!!? That dog trying to hop into Robbie’s lap (dog fucken read my mind)…. again WHAT THE FUCK!!!? This picture is pure hilarity. It looks like an ad for Abercrombie gone wrong. I’m not sure what Mr. Weber was thinking with these ’stick Rob in the middle of gagnormous rugby players and watch him be uncomfortable’ pictures, but I love them. I think this picture is great! One of the few smiley pics we have of Rob in this shoot and his hair is perfection. God Rob, even in the most awkward of situations you are beyond fuckhawt.

6. Now we slow things down a bit….. so turn down the lights, put on a soulful slow jam, slip into something cozy and let’s crawl into bed with Rob. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. How come sometimes it’s hard to tell what color his eyes are, and other times his eyes are the deepest blue? Perfect tugworthy hair up in this picture too.. it’s perfectly spiked and I just. want. to. TUG. Who else wants to straddle Rob right about now? *Raises hand.. jumps up and down… screams ‘me, me, me!!’* This really was the perfect cover shot. Bravo VF… we all want to get Rob into bed. Thanks for delivering. Sidenote:  I usually forget to take my pea coat off when I get into bed too.

7. OH OH OH OH BABY!!!! This is a SEVEN for sure! We slipped into bed with Rob… we came, we saw, we conquered. Or rather we saw, we conquered, we came? Meh, either way.. damn! He looks like he rather enjoyed what just happened too, no? He’s thinking “I was just sitting here with my pea coat, and was unexpectedly ravaged… but damn that was hawt.” I then imagine he’d look up and say “thanks babe, now how bout a post coital cig and a Corona?” Ok, now do yourself a favor. Scroll back up to #6 and inspect the hair. Then scroll back down and look at what my tugging and fuckhawt lovin did to it… yeah that’s right… that. happened.

So this RobDroughtDecember isn’t so bad, right? HA! Right… like any of us would trade be completely overwhelmed by Rob for this current state of grasping at straws with VF outtakes commentary. Hmmmmmph *stomps feet* I WANT ROB BACK! Well since there ’s no happy medium with either SOOO much Rob we’re drowning in the fuckhawtness, or no Rob at all… we’ll continue providing you with our ‘grasping at straws’ coverage of RobDroughtDecember 2009. Thank you for reading and stay tuned for our next episode of VF Outtakes part 2.

And those are the 7 things we love about Rob today.

Thank you to Bruce Weber and our dear friends over at Vanity Fair. Seriously VF.. you own our asses.

Sadward makes me….sad :(

SADWARD…

This picture truly hurts my heart.  I think it is the tie that does it for me.  I know, this is how warped my brain is, that it has nothing to do with the man in the picture, but it is the existence of the stupid piece of fabric hanging from his neck that I find the most devastating.  Here is why:

That tie personalizes the man.  It makes him MY man.  My man that just walked through MY front door looking like that, like he just had the worst day ever. Like he is struggling to even breathe.  He is floundering in some sort of internal turmoil; he needs me.  I can make it better.

First off, let’s walk up to this man, reach out, intertwine my fingers with his, feel the hair as it tickles the base of my fingers where they meet his, still gripped in his hair.  I loop mine through his and slowly bring them down to our sides, forcing him to let go and shed a small portion of his control that has him bound so tightly.

He will sigh – heavy, deep and burdened and look into my eyes for help, for relief.  I can feel the tangible sadness and the pressure that is causing him to stand there in the doorway with the weight of the world on his shoulders.  Crashing. All I can do is look back, be there.  After some time, spent in profound silence, something will move in his eyes. Melt away. A light will come back and a fog will clear.  I can see that I have lifted some of the weight off, just by being there.  Exactly what he needs.  Every man needs a woman to just be there. Words cannot always fix everything, but a slow and honest touch can.  That is what this man needs. Right now, he needs me.  He is practically begging to be touched.

Pleading for me to take him by the hand and lead him into our bedroom, slowly taking each others clothes off, piece by heavy piece and then let him make slow, passionate and therapeutic love to me.  Silently.  He needs it.  He needs something to anchor him to reality, something that he can control if only for a moment.  Something warm and tender.  Something just for him. And as our bodies move in smoothe and practised unison, I feel the weight slip away.  His movements shift from desperate and needy – to soft and careful.  He slowly merges into the man I love, the gentle man that gives too much of himself until he feels he has lost everything that he is completely.  That is when he needs me to remind him like this.  To remind him of who and what he is.  He is my best friend, he is tender and endearing, he is an old soul who loves with every morsel of heart he has, almost to a fault. He is mine.

And when our bodies have slowed and our spirts are no longer laiden with worry, but are heavy with exaustion and contention instead – I will just lay there, running my fingers through that haphazard mess he calls hair, soothing him deep into his very soul.  So that he can drift off to a comfortable sleep with the warmth of my body wrapped around his, feeling secure in that one thing in his life.  I am there, I am not going anywhere.  It gives him the strength to wake up and face it all over again.

His strength

His weakness

His honesty

His purity

His tenderness

His passion

The way he unapologetically protects everything that is dear to him

Those are the seven things we love about Rob, even sad Rob, today.  Because our love for this man is unconditional.

#Otherhalf

Big thanks to Vanityfair.com for their web release of “Robert Pattinson: The Bruce Weber Portraits”

#NovemberistheBESTmonthever!

Seriously though… right?  November was glorious.  November was filled with the sweet gratification of some sparkling, muttering, smirking, squinty-eyed chaos.  I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.  Twitter broke nearly hourly, blogsites went berserk, my mouse is spent from all the right-click-saving I was doing, and my libido… good lord, lets not even touch that… *snicker*  I heart November in a serious way! Lets have a small taste of why… remember the random LA press junket photo call from the beginning of the chaos?  OF COURSE YOU DO! Lets go…

1.  Smiling Rob makes me SO (sosososososo) happy!  I can’t explain how happy it makes me.  He has such a genuine and honest smile when he means it.  And true Rob fans know when he means it.  When his soul feels light and his spirits are soaring.  We all know Rob can get inside his own head way too much.  He can devastate his own ego with his overly self-deprecating and gracious ways.  But I think he is truly learning a proper balance of self lately, and following the chaotic flow of his new life with grace and humility.  That’s one reason why we all love him so much… here are a few more.

Well….now that Rob’s intellectual ego has been stroked *blacks out*….. oh fuck, what the hell was I just saying?  Oh yeah, let’s get a little shallower now, shall we….

2.  Are you looking at my ass Rob?  You like what you see?  You can touch it if you want to….I know I want you to.  I go running everyday, just sayin’, it’s a pretty tight little ass….touch it…..  Are you thinking of all the things you want to do with it.  The firm grip you wanna have on it.  The little crescent shaped ridges you wanna leave embedded into m y flesh from your fingernails digging in with all your might, all your strength.  The satisfying feel of having my hip bones in the palms of your hands, with the pads of your thumbs on one side of my hips, your fingers digging gin and controlling my every movement on the other side.  That’s right baby, I’d SO let you hop in the driver seat.  As long as I can come along for the ride, you drive ANY WAY YOU LIKE!

3.  Whats going on behind those eyes here Robbie.  That impish smirk speaks volumes in a loud and precise manner that poor Rob can never quite manage vocally.  As if it matters. I prefer my men, and when I say “men” I mean Rob, to dominate with just a glance anyways.  How hot is that, seriously? And that HAIR! Whywhywhywhywhy… why does it always have to come back to his hair.  Men worldwide are probably balding over the stress and pulling/yanking/styling in their blasphemous attempts to recreate that which only the ROBgod can pull off with unintended perfection.  You can practically see each separation between the raised locks where his individual fingers go… his hair twitching is out of control.  And yet, it will be the saddest day ever if he curbs this nervous twitch.  *gets on knees to, erm…pray* please Rob never change…

4.  Hahahaha Stressward… poor poor guy.  He “lit’relly” looks like he is ARRRGH’ing in this photo.  It is laughable… not his stress but his adorable forehead rub and delicious teeth.  I know I have mentioned my affinity for Rob’s teeth on this blog before… it has nothing to do with the vampire role, he just has uber yummy teeth.  I kinda wanna run my tongue along them.  Grossed out yet?  I know, I have issues, Robbie has brought out the freak in all of us… and if you are reading this blog, YOU ARE NOT EXEMPT.  Thank you,  moving on…

5.  Rob: Hmmm?  Just keep standing here until you say otherwise…okay.  Seriously though, how many fecking pics of me standing here do they need?  Soooo awwwwkward…. *hand thru hair again in uncomfortable twitch*

Fucken love awkward Rob!  Does that make me mean?  Like, that I take pleasure in his pain.  They go hand in hand, who are we kidding.  And I take pleasure in just about anything from this man, so… really…  Besides, if he is in pain, he needs comforting, any takers *looks around*  That’s what I thought.

6. YES! Mad Rob.  (Sidenote: this pic makes me excited for Remember Me in a violent, cop car-thrusting, split lip sorta way.. random, I know). He looks like I just walked into my apartment to find my super pissed off boyfriend sitting there ready to attack me for some random reason.  Who gives a shit what the reason is… this is hot.  Flared nostrils, rubbing his hands together to relieve some aggression, narrowed, twitching eye’s Rob is DO-ME hot.  Like he is seconds away from jumping up suddenly and wrapping his long fingers around my forearms and shoving me against a wall.  I promise baby, whatever it is I did, I will make it right! *snicker*  I can FEEL the tip of his thumb as it digs into my collarbone, his fingers digging into the back of my shoulder… I don’t condone violence… just mad/rough HOT/ANGRY sex.  Muuuuuch different.

7. And this brings us to lucky number seven… like we haven’t come there already a few times since the start of this blog… think about it… *winks*

This is a continuation of angry Rob I think.  Or perhaps just really fucken tired Rob… who knows, who cares, he is delish!  This pic kind of has it all: Hair porn, sex-scruff, lonnnng skilled fingers on display, tired bedroom eyes, leather, chest fur…. and all wrapped up in a pretty little package and left on a chaise waiting to be utilized.  How thoughtful. Kick your Nikes off and throw your jacket on the bed baby, we both know you are staying a while *purrs*

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Was it good for you?  it was for me!  Now lets brace ourselves ladies, we are in the midst of a drought, but there is no need for it to be a full blown crises.  Between all of our blogsites offering a vast range of “fun with Rob and Twilight” and all the amazing ff out there… we shall prevail! *fist in the air*  Besides, as far as human beings go, Allie and I genuinely adore Robsten and are silently (albeit woefully) revelling in the idea of some holiday freedom for them.  They deserve some down home love, relaxing nights by a glowing tree, some spiked nog and a bunch of hearty and sincere laughs (oh what the hell, just for our own kicks lets throw in some serious hot, sweaty, salty, neck nibbling, legs wrapped around waist, heels digging into fleshy ass-cheek romps).  Anyhow….*shudders* the point is this… we will get you through the drought.  This is just the first of many “coping posts” that are coming near daily.  We love you readers, and this is just the kind of treacherous fuckery that we will endure just for you, posting hot Rob sextrants daily…. gah! I hope you appreciate the gift *grins*

Happy Holidays,  Thos are the seven things we love about LA-photocall Rob… today.

Otherhalf

Happy Thanksgiving… 7 things we’re oh so thankful for

Has it really been a year since Rob sprung from the big screen and into our hearts? Is that not the biggest load of horseshit cheese you’ve ever heard? Well it IS a true story: we have been pining over Rob for one whole year now. So in honor of staring, drooling, eye fucking, licking and dry humping hawt pictures of Rob, (Dry hump? Really did I just say that? Yeah pretty sure that. just. happened.) we decided to bring you 7 images of Rob that we are thankful for. Is it wrong to say Happy Fucksgiving? Oh well… Happy Fucksgiving everbody!! (#otherhalf: I am ready to begin my, ahem… feast *ties bib around her neck*)

1.  AllieD:  I am a big fan of Oscar Rob. I know bow tie Rob freaks #otherhalf out, but I think he’s damn sexy. Slob Rob, Drunk Rob and Tux Rob are a three way tie in my bed.(#otherhalf: Really… REALLY!?!?!?! *facepalm*) This was the first time it was obvious Rob was made for the red carpet.. he put A-list red carpet fixtures to shame.  I am thankful for the exclusive invite the Academy afforded to Rob. If it weren’t for this invite to be a presenter on the Academy Awards Show, I’m not sure we would’ve ever seen him in a bow tie this year.

** WE’RE SETTLING THIS OSCAR ROB DISPUTE IN WITH A SCIENTIFIC POLL.. please see the poll at the end of the post.

2.  AllieD:  We all remember the day these papz pictures nearly broke twitter. Half nekkkid.. abs all up in my face.. THE V! The V FTMFW!!! I’ve never wanted a skinny, pale, happy trailed man so bad in my whole life. How come he looks so much better here than in the movie? I get he’s supposed to be tortured and on the brink of suicide, but still.. just sayin. *This* Rob *is* Edward. B.E.A.UTIFUL. GODLIKE. EPIC. FUCK ME. I am thankful for sneaky paparazzi that captured this epic beauty despite the closed set. I am also thankful (sometimes) for the online sites that have no ethics and splash these pictures all over the web.

3.  AllieD: And then we have Cannes Rob… clenched jaw, skinny tie, photocall Rob… I couldn’t pick just one Cannes picture. I’m thankful for this whole fucking trip. Love suited Rob, again 3 way in my bed (refer to first pic).Then there’s photocall Robbie on a pier.  I did feel awfuly sorry for my poor baby standing there on the edge of that pier in Cannes like some animal in the zoo with hundreds of kids tapping on the glass. While I did feel sorry for him the HAND IN HAIR picture was worth it… well worth it for me. Was it good for you Robbie? Sorry if it wasn’t… but thanks for giving me more fodder for the eye fuck. Mmmmmmm… I am thankful for Summit *gasp* Yes I said it. I’m thankful for Summit for sending Robbie to Cannes to promote New Moon sans Kristen, sans Twi gang. JUST.ROB.

4.  #otherhalf: Well, well, well… fuck me sideways, is that crack I see.  Yeah, yeah, dots, whatever… ignore them cuz, uhh… ROBS ASSCRACK (AllieD: Can I play connect the dots? Pls oh pls oh pls!!?!). Why is this so hot?  No, like, honestly, why?  A man’s naked ass is not that hot, but the little peep of cracky there -  that is just delicious.  And the pants are all twisted and bunched…honestly, this man is hopeless.  This is why I find him so endearing and fuckable at the same time.  Yeah, the two go together, why not?  That is a very long, very lean back there… all the exposed hipness is just visually enough to allow my mind to create an entirely nekkid Rob… my fave pastime.  Tell me you aren’t imagining the feel of the sticky, sweaty skin beneath the your fingertips as you drag a hand slowly from his neck to the top of his pants?  Maybe curl your fingers a bit and add a touch of nail scraping down… he’d love it and we all know it. I am thankful for Stephenie Meyer writing a shirtless Italian Edward scene.  Thank you! *blows kisses*

5.  #otherhalf:  To me, this pic is classic Hollywood actor.  It is reassuring to see Rob in this light, he doesn’t seem as youthful and vulnerable.  He looks like an A-Lister with longevity.  He reminds me of Patrick Dempsey, Gerard Butler or George Clooney somehow.  Which is obviously something I am thankful for; A LONG AND HAPPY CAREER FOR ROB (with lots of future eye candy for me…erm…us, if I MUST share him).  Not to mention being thankful for all the little bits of amazingness that come together to create this insanely hot picture.  The suite, the sex-scruff, the crooked little noise and pouty, ducky lips that pucker so invitingly… the chest hair peaking out above the open collar of his shirt, the voluminous coif that I can SO IMAGINE gripping my fingers into…seriously… I can FEEL the hair between my finger as I dig them into that mop of fuckhawtness, scratching his scalp until he purrrs…   Where was I?  Ahem… Rob looks nice, I am thankful…moving on…

6. #otherhalf:  I looooove this pic.  The angle, with his eyes and the pursed lips are very alluring.  It’s like in his mind he is thinking, “You have been a verrrrrry naughty (hear the accent) girl my love…. hmmm…. (cue playful eyebrow move from “you really shouldn’t have said that” scene), what are we going to do about this (licks lips while nostril flare)?” GAH!  This man seriously has a monopoly on sex appeal… no one can pull it all off quite the way he can.  And the kicker is he truly isn’t trying, nor does he get it.  I am thankful for all of the above:  Robs coy mannerisms, his sex stare, his accent, this camera angle, his ignorance, black on black and of course… MY NAUGHTINESS.  “Nuff said!  Now please excuse me while I go take care of SEVEN little somethings… brb….  (AllieD: Uhhhhhh SEVEN)

7. Rome Rob… we are most thankful for ROME ROB (#otherhalf *quivers*)

Allie: His wild crazy sex hair in Rome KILLS.ME. His fingers are so looooooong and gah I want to play with his hair and feel those looong fingers in mine. Smiley, sexy, fuckhawt Rome Rob. I am thankful to God. Thank you baby Jesus for creating such unbelievable beauty that should not be allowed to exist in one man. This coming year baby Jesus please just let me know what I need to do to have this man delivered to my doorstep. xoxo, AllieDawn

#otherhalf:  Rome Rob is glorious, delicious, I can’t get enough!  The lighting, the hair, the backdrop…it all came together for the most fantastic photocall EVER!  His hair is longer and more unkempt (if possible) than recently, and it all adds as a reminder of his less frantic/paranoid days.  Well, the guy has always been paranoid, but you know what I mean.  The days where he still showed up at the Whiskey Go-Go’s open mic night and sang “I Am Broken” until his high notes cracked, his fingers ached and he successfully captured the attention of everyone in the crowd until they all screamed and whooped for him. (AllieD: you did not just say whooped.. like Arsenio Hall style? hahaha ur retarded… LY!) THOSE DAYS! *clicks I Am Broken Mp3*

Oh Rob… we are so thankful for this wonderful year with you. We are very much looking forward to another year of fuckhawtness. And in true Fucksgiving fashion (cause we all know the drought is coming) we will gorge ourselves on your beauty. Is it possible to get full on Rob? I think not.. pass the Robbie pie. Damn I’m just full of the SM cheese today! But in all seriousness, Happy Thanksgiving everybody. We are thankful for our fabulous readers and wish Rob much success and another bountiful year. Please keep commenting and sending us your love… we heart you all.  XO, Allie D and #otherhalf

Thanks to the fabulous www for the pictures.. I ‘binged’ Rob for all my pics… yeah I said that.

#otherhalf:  Oh and stay tuned, at some point during the drought we will share the saved MSN convo where we honestly rip each other to shreds over Oscar-Rob *gags*…. it is the funniest shit you will read that day, promise.  Suffice it for now to say that it highlights to a disgusting degree the difference in our, ahem…. style. DIES laughing-  you shall see soon enough.  Enjoy your holiday, Rob demands it!

Quckie 7: Press Bonanza Rob

Having a hard time keeping up this week? OMG ME TOO! Everytime I check twitter I have a zillion updates, all with links to new pictures, videos, transcripts, live feeds.. GAH! Don’t worry… I’m SO not complaining. I’ve had fuckhawt Robbie dreams almost every night this week. I love Robvember and am completely content being in Robbie overload. While I’ve been paying better attention than most to all of the deliciousness of non stop Rob press, I’m sure some of you need a bit of a quick run down. SO tonight I bring you another Rob quickie. Hold onto your panties ladies cause I’m taking you for a real quick Rob press tour… 1 2 3 quickie Rob 7 GO!!

 

1. It all started a little over a week ago half way around the world in Japan.  How do you say Robert in Japanese? I’d love to know what the locals call him… can’t say I’ve heard the screaming mobs there yelling his name. Nonetheless this first stop for Rob was TOTES a hot one. Suit.. me likey…. beginnings of scruffy Rob.. me REALLY likey. Love how you handle that water bottle Rob…. FOOOK TO DA YESSSS (that was my attempt at a Japanese FTW). Basically all I’m going to say about this picture is, if you don’t get it, you were never meant to. (The only thing uttered by LaineyGossip you will EVER hear me use)

2. LA Rob… this is where smiley Rob started really making a comeback. It was awesome to watch. He’s still fumbly, run on sentence, multiple trains of thought, awkward Rob in interviews (so endearing, so incredibly fuckhawt), but he did it all with a BIG smile. Maybe he’s smiling because he was reunited with Stewey… maybe it’s because he’s a little more comfortable in the spotlight… maybe it’s cause he took an upper to get through all the ridiculous repeat questions. Whatever the reason, I LOVE ME SOME SMILEY ROB!

 

3. Ah.. we’ll always have Paris. In case you missed it, some pretty fuckawesome shiz went down in Paris… but before that happened we had cheeky photocall Rob. The 12 hour flight looks like it may have taken its toll, but our RObear was still in great spirits! The serious scruff making its press tour debut *yeah baby!* Paris was really an awesome, awesome stop on the whirlwind  tour de NM pimpage.  Oh and just for #otherhalf… le Rob looked le fuckhawt.

4. Welcome Home Rob!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Rob *this* giddy. London really brought out deliriously *happy* Rob. It looks like he’s *squeeeing* with the fans! “AHH I’m so glad to be home!!! Hi Mum!!!” I love that he’s been so good to the fans during this press tour too. Super jealous I don’t live in a major European or US city to get some Twi cast love. Our mall got a couple of werewolves.. *pass.* I’ll just have to live vicariously through the tweets of the lucky bitches who get some up close and personal attention from giddy Rob.

5. ****THUD**** Holy efffing mother of all hawt pictures… GAH!!! Threw in another London pic, cause well, that picture says it all. Good Lord! The half-smile, the piercing blue eyes, perfectly messy hair with just enough product in it, full on scruffward… London is an EPIC win! I love you baby.. if you hadn’t just unknowingly posed for tender hand holding pictures with your beautiful gal pal, I’d be tempted to go on a looong sex rant, but I’ll keep this short.. this is a quickie.. but just so you know I think you are the most beautiful creature to ever grace this planet. *sigh* (If these pics weren’t in chronological order this would be #7.. cause gah! 7777777)

6. More happy happy Rob. Seeing Mum and Dad will hopefully keep Rob this happy for weeks to come. I wonder what the fans were doing to evoke this reaction from Rob? Maybe Kristen was up on a balcony somewhere and he’s waving at her. “Baby.. come down here! The crowds aren’t so bad today! Damn you look hawt in that dress.. is that your boob peaking through the side? OMG it is! Bloody hell! How am I going to keep my peen under control now? Thanks Kris!”

7. I definitely like this look on Rob. He stays true to his sloppy tendencies, while cleaned up just enough to please his employer. Love the dark jeans… love the black coat.. LOVE the Rob. He’s been known to steal clothes from photoshoots and sets… I hope he steals all the press tour clothes and wears them often. Please wear those jeans often! I really wish during these photo calls it was appropriate and acceptable to ask Rob to ‘turn around.’ “Rob, Rob turn around lets see that cute bum” SEVEN

Alright, so that’s a quickie press tour for you! 5 cities..7 fuckawesome pics…1 B.E.A. UTIFUL Rob, Robear, Robfoookyeah and for #otherhalf Le Rob.  We’ll spend a little more time next week breaking down some of these press stops for you… including an amazing look at the LA photocall by our very own #otherhalf.

I’d like to say a special thanks to all of you who have been faithfully reading and commenting on our blog since the beginning. We love bringing you Robbie goodness and love to hear you’re liking what we’re dishing out! Follow us on Twitter @RobMakesUs7 and send us pics, give us feedback, and come play! We’re pretty fun!

A special thanks to Robsessed Blog for the pics. Really, you girls own our asses. And without your blog we’d never be able to keep up with all this press!

Pssst… in case you missed it: ROBSTEN LIVES

Allie and I are unapologetic Robsten shippers… not the cliche’ bandwagon kind… but the “we have been screaming this from our rooftops for a year” kind.  Ahem…moving on.

Pictures speak louder than words, and Rob and Kristen have been snapped, eyeballing, smirking, leering, grinning, conversing, winking, and loving one other for some time now.  In honour of #wherewereyouthedayRobstencameout Day, we thought we would throw together a quick snippet of what is undoubtedly a young, adorable, developing, understanding and committed love.  We truly just cannot get enough of these two kiddies, and to be fair, it has very little to do with fictional characters and more to do with how cute they are and how much we love them and wish them all the happiness they can force out of the mayhem that is their lives… (together).   I will let the pics do the talking, I already know you agree with me.

Twilight LA Premiere: It speaks volumes when you can gaze comfortably and knowingly into someone's eyes like that. They are continuously moved and inspired by one another, it is obvious in the subtleties behind their looks.

Twilight UK Premiere: Perhaps the first time the majority of the world noticed the off-screen chemistry emanating out of these two. It was a less critical time and they freely kept their hands on one another at all times. They seemed pretty content with that.

Rome Film Festival: Ah Rome... Rob was truly spectacular...erm...Robsten *focus*. Right, RobSTEN, was glorious in Rome. They joked, they giggled, they smiled and played like two kids who truly found something in one another. It was heart-breaking and brilliant all at once. Kudos Robsten, It was then that we all truly started to believe...

Vanity Fair Outtakes: The soft and tender, unscripted smooch heard across the universe. Intimate and loving. A rumored glimpse into something we had all been suspecting for quite some time. And when this pic was finally released it displayed how gentle and passionate these two can really be with one another when allowed. It is so endearing and I cannot fathom why anyone would want to stifle it. That level of contentment it not easy to come by these days, especially amidst a media maelstrom.

2009 MTV Movie Awards: Best Kiss tease. Yet still, if reading Eclipse twelve times has taught me anything *hides* it is this... sexual tension and build-up can be far more sensual and demanding than any real action. They oozed tension. It was amazing!

Harper's Bazaar: We have already worshiped the very ground this publication walks on, but for the sake of Robsten, we shall do it again. When asked outright if a photo shoot such as this will just fan the rumor flames, Kristen snickered and simply replied, "Yes." That is why we adore her!

Press Tour 2009: Yeah...Paris will make you do that. Poor Ro-bear was just feeling so giddy and tired and relieved to be en route to his family, that I think they both agreed to let a few walls crumble for the night. Enjoy walking in the freezing cold Parisian night, on an abandoned tarmac after an exhausting whirlwind week. Who can blame them? They both look so comfortable and beautiful in their collective happiness, that I pray they are left to travel down this path if they so choose, it is a beautiful path.

And those are the SEVEN events we love most about ROB(sten). They display the graceful ease and joy they have around one another beautifully. So tonight, perhaps because of the champagne, or the awesomeness that is November, or maybe it is just the crisp pictures of young lover’s walking hand in hand on a chilly Parisian night… but tonight, we had to allow Kristen to share this blog about her man.  Don’t worry, she promised we can sexrant the shit out of him later.

#otherhalf

Thanks to…well…, Google, for all the pics lol

Haper’sBazaar.com

Robsessedpattinson.com

Well at least VF can take a hot picture… or SEVEN!

What a whirlwind week, eh? It’s been Robbie overload… GOD BLESS ROBVEMBER! How riled up are you after all the fuckhawt Rob we’ve seen this week? Hell we’re not gonna lie to you folks. We’re both a little messed tonight. High on caffeine, and sure as hell high on Rob. So since we are both are big  balls (#otherhalf: snickers) of messward bloggers tonight we bring you rantings from ‘the Messwards’. It’s our new last name; Allie and Otherhalf Messward. Go ahead and look for our Christmas card in the mail this holiday season. Yes, Otherhalf is joining me on the blog this evening.. YAY!

We’re a little bit behind the curve, but we’re doing a lil dual commentary on the VF pics. While we’re notsothrilled bout the VF article (#otherhalf: DO NOT GET ME STARTED…), the pics were unbelievably FUCKAWESOME. So without further adieu we bring you our rantings…

1.Allie:  SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXWARD. All I can think of when I look at this picture is SEX..more than usual with a Rob pic.  He has a book in his hand that says SEX, and he’s totally in the ‘take me’ position. Then there’s the look on his face “yeah, I’m smiling cause I have a sex book in my hand… “

#otherhalf:  mmmmm… I am really digging these jeans, that might not be that hot, but just picture them in a heap of scrunched up fabric on your bedroom floor.  See?  They’re nice jeans, right?  Hahaha… And yeh, what Allie said.  I mean… C’mon! The book + the cheeky smirk + the slouchy posture is a basic sex win for me. *wonders what isn’t a sex win for me with this man*

2. Allie: If I’ve ever wanted to back Rob up against a wall.. this is what it would look like. He does look a little weary though doesn’t he? Wearyward. Loosened tie, jacket open and ready to be ripped off…errr he’s ready to take his coat off after a long day. Selfishly though, I wouldn’t let him go inside and put up his feet just yet. I’d take him against the side of the house… Wearyward is about to become more weary from getting his brains fucked out… did I just say that? Yeah pretty sure that just happened.

#otherhalf: Well, not sure what else there is to say there Allie.  Again, I am slightly concerned with the splinter issue here.  LMAO.  I am starting to think Allie has a splinter fettish.  This conversation seems familiar…. hahaha.  This is why I have a brick wall fetish.  I would take some serious gouges all over my bareback for Rob.  Badges of honour, or, something… Sorry, did I just hijack this picture… my bad, moving on…

Allie: Fine biatch… I’ll rename him Splinterward! LMAO… thanks for calling me out.. *again* Yeah I do have a splinter fetish I suppose. But in all reality, who cares right? If you had the chance to back him into *any* wall, you know you would. I’d take a few splinters in my ass for that man.. fuck. yes.

3. Allie: Oh GAWD!!! Pretty sure by now you all are fully aware of how much I LUUUUUURVE Pianoward… GAH! If it wasn’t already impossible to make Rob + me + piano a reality, now I want Rob + me + piano in the middle of a MF field! Looks like Robbie can multitask, eh? He can tickle the ivories whilst reading music strewn about the field. Think he can play that piano whilst tickling my… well nuff said. Insta 7

#otherhalf:  Can I rename him “ticklesmyivoriesward” cuz seriously, come on, you practically did that yourself…. thats hot!  I like the other version of this pic too, where he is laying on the grass with his feet up on the bench.  Hi! Thats a good position, can you say, leverage?  mmm….   I’d bounce on that all goddamn day if he’d let me… if he could handle it! Picture it:  rolling around in the sand dune grass, feeling it scratch and tear at our backs, a sharp contrast to the warmth and gentle security of the bodies against each other.  The crinkle of the sheets of music beneath us as we make beethoven better than HE HAS EVER BEEN!  Now that is an Indecent Proposal!

Allie:  So many fuckawesome possibilities here. Rolling around in the grass… rolling around on sheet music… rolling around on the piano…. getting it on on the piano bench. Really the piano is my ULTIMATE ROB FANTASY!

4.  #otherhalf:  Oh.  My.  Fucking.  Gawd! I love when Rob chews on his thumb.  It is such a glorious little nervous habit.  He does it everywhere… Cannes, Italy, in @ROBsessedBLOG’s twitter avi (I fucken worship Gozde, but if she ever threatens to change her avi again I will lose it lol)… I LOVE Rob’s teeth, is that weird?  Has everyone heard the “invisiline story”? If not, google it… classic Rob.  Mmm… anti-authority Rob is somehow something straight out of an ff story and right into my, well… my lap actually.  I love any picture I can see his flat little teeth, a peak of tongue and envision myself all up in there…. dayum! I should move one quickly before I forget what I am doing…

Allie: Does he do this when he’s thinking, like right before he’s about to make a major move? Which means as he gets ready to saunter over to ask me for my name, he’ll nervously turn his head to the side and put his thumb in his mouth? Yeah I bet he would…. Nervousthumbward? K… we’ll go with that.

5.  #otherhalf:  HE IS IN HIS JAMMIES!  That’s the hottest thing ever!  I loathe smoking… LOATHE it… but fuck, Rob has single-handedly resurrected the entire James Dean era…. I don’t know whether to be angry with him (sorry precious, I don’t mean it), or worship him further for adding a new level of WANT to my roster.  I think I have to go with the latter, considering I cannot stop wanting (read: needing, craving, owning, lusting, having…) him long enough to give two shits about his dirty little habit’s lasting effects on society’s youth.  I just wanna be that ciggy! In a bad, dirty, morning breath mixed with nicotine mixed with stale Corona from last night, way.  I wanna climb under that thick blanket and wrap my every cold limb around him and snuggle in for the long haul.  Maybe eventually work my way onto his lao with the blanket across my shoulders shielding us from on lookers and keeping the cold air out and the hot lust in…. yeh, that’s another taboo I’d do for you Rob: Voyeurism…. bring it the fuck on!

Allie: Well I’m not gonna lie… smoking really is no turn off for me. I’d more than likely join him for a post coital ciggy. I love that he’s on the porch in his jammies and a wool blanket and drinking a beer. Did he roll out of bed and bust into the Corona? Or is this 3pm and he’s still in his jammies? Meh.. either way it’s fuckhawt. Damn he’s infamous for shoes and no socks. LOVE. IT. I want to walk right up to him, make him uncross those legs and put myself right in between them. I’d rip the cig out of his mouth and tenderly kiss him. Then I’d ask if he’d like to walk with me for a lil morning romp on the beach. “Baby, you already have the blanket… it’s 3pm I think it’s time you get out of those jammies” Morningsexjammieward.

#otherhalf: *GULP* HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GO THERE AND I DIDNT?!?!?! Am I feeling feverish? *puts back of hand to forehead*  Hard to tell, I am all damp and sticky right now, but… WHAT?  Just sayin’!

6.  #otherhalf:  He is in a tie.  He is in a tie sitting in the grass.  He is in a tie sitting in the grass with his long, beautiful fingers in his hair.  He is in a tie…. Do we see where this is going?  Yeah, Rob + fingers + grass + me = SEVEN! I want me some Grassward. God, my mind has like taken up a permanent residence in the gutter because of this man.  Don’t worry Rob, you have NO IDEA how truthfully interested I am in your intricate mind as well… just scratch all the other, erm… itches first and then we can lay there and stare up at the clouds and have very meaningful conversations.  After….

Allie: HANDS IN HAIR! This photo had to have been taken towards the end of the day. His hair is all kinds of wild n crazy! His fingers have been in and out and in and out of his hair all day. Rob needs to spend a day with me. I’ll be the one to have my hands in and out of his hair while he worries bout having something else in and out… uh huh uh huh. (#otherhalf *blushes*) Hand in hair, loose tie, disheveled Rob = SEX WIN! Rob could join our lil family and be a Messward in my opinion.. hahaha!

7. Allie: For the INSTA7 moment…… drum roll please……. LONESHOEWARD!! This picture kills me. I just fucking love it! This picture screams ‘packing up the car after a weekend full of nonstop sex on the beach, sex against the house, sex in the grass, sex on that piano we stumbled upon on the beach, sex in the beach chair where you whipped out that funny lil book’ We had SOOO much sex this weekend that poor Rob could only find the one shoe. I may just have to jump him right now as he’s loading our luggage in the car with that shoe dangling from his hands… it won’t be the first time this weekend I’ve ripped a ciggy out of his  mouth then promptly ripped his disheveled clothes off his body… damn!

#otherhalf: *walks away from this picture for reasons she refuses to admit even under the shroud of anonymity*

Allie: Calling you out miss thang…. pretty sure your “plead the 5th” bit is cause you don’t like this picture *gasp* How could anyone not like bowlegged, too much sex he lost his shoe loneshoeward? Anyone with me? Anyone? Hahahaha.. to each her own… I’ll keep loneshoeward all to my self… YUM!

Well….let’s all take a collective deep breath, shall we?  Was it good for you, cuz it was sogoddamngood for us!  Allie wrote the intro… I am in charge of the awkward pull-out…so in that case, we are just gonna leave you to it.  We brought you to the brink, if you can’t handle yourself from here, well, then…. GTFO of our site. Now if you will excuse us, we have some, erm…. business to attend to with Rob.  Don’t worry, we will play nice and send him on his merry little way when we are done with him.  However, we make no promises that he won’t be drained and cock-eyed….

And those are the 7 things we love about Rob *today*….  sigh

Thanks as always to the source of the pictures we use to entertain ourselves with, namely Vanityfair.com

We may just worship Harpers harder than VF… just sayin

Disclaimer: If you hadn’t guessed by some of our other posts… we heart Robsten. No apologies. So please stop reading now if you don’t like it. Now that *that’s* outta the way… lets move on to the latest fuckawesomeness in the phenomenon that is Robsten.

FUCK I LOOOOOVE ROBSTEN. It is epic hottness and the pair of them make me 7. Rob.. well Rob is nearly an insta7 every time I see him… and his lady love Kristen, cleans up REAL nice. Their chemistry is palpable… and I get all warm n fuzzy inside thinking about their looooove. So when a fuckhawt photo shoot like Harper’s comes out with pictures that a. make me 7 and b. make me all warm n fuzzy inside I couldn’t *not* blog about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah so is every other rob blogger today…. pssssshaw we’re bout to do it better. READY. SET. ROBSTEN7.

1. GOOSEBUMPS n TUMMYSWIRLS (those are bflies in case you were wondering). Ok, so yeah maybe *part* (slim) of why I love Robsten so much is the Bella n’ Edward personification… and boy does Harpers perpetuate that one, huh? GAH! Is this not the way the meadow in Twilight should’ve looked? The utter *need* between both of them? The way he’s touching her… gently, softly, grazing her arm? The way he looks at her… longing, wanting, NEEDING.. FUCK ME! Yes this pic is for sure a tummyswirlin 7.

2. Legs…. they both have loooong legs. Robsten babies are going to be gorg, duh, but also skinny and loooooong. Kristen isn’t exactly *tall* but she’s a whole lotta leg, huh? And of course Rob is famous for being legggy… I have dreams bout those legs. Wrapping around me… interlocking and  intertwined in miles of legs…gah! Sorry Kris. He might be looking at you, lit’relly, but I  (me and the rest of the free world) can’t help but pray to the good Lord every night, that *those* legs will some day be all up in *my* bed.

3. Hey Rob, where’s your hand?? Looks like your arm is still very much wrapped around Kris there, so uh, gotta ask… where’s your hand? Awesome. Fuckawesome. My theory: hand is totally wrapped around her upper thigh. He may even be inching toward her ass as her silk couture moves effortlessly up her thigh guided by his eager hand. I bet for a minute there he forgot they were on a photo shoot. Even his devious smile seems to suggest his hand is some place it should *not* be in a semi public setting. GOD DAMN Rob you are so hawt. I LOVE YOU.

4. Yes, I totally subscribed to HB so I could get *this* cover.  Cause the Kstew bitch face aimed in Rob’s direction is a MUST HAVE. I just love how tenderly he’s kissing her hand. I love even more how she’s looking at him like “yeah I own that…. I’m so getting me some of that when I get home too.” As much as  I love this picture, and I do.. I really, really do.. it must be said that the bottom of Kris’ dress looks like balloon boy’s ride. Top 3/4 of dress.. fuckhawt… even if it is made of cellophane esque material. But really Harpers? This is so not a Kristen Stewart worthy number…. sorry. #BalloonboydressFAIL

5. R: “Come on Kris, let’s blow this popsicle stand and get you out of that FAIL dress” K: “Yeah Rob, I’m about to own  your ass.. let’s get the fuck out of here.” R: “You turn me on when you’re all dom like that baby” K: “OH and God you look good in those pants. I was just eyeing them hoping I could borrow sometime.” R: ” Anything to get you out of that dress… it kind of freaks me out, it’s all crinkly and baggy in weird places.” K: “Is it weird you just turned me on saying ‘crinkly and baggy in weird places’?” R: “YOU. ME. HOME. NOW”

6. “I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Pattinson” So it’s been noted… a lot, but this photo shoot looked like an engagement sitting. These particular pictures looked like Sears Portrait Studio. This is the cover shot, and by far the only acceptable photo to come out of the “formal look” photos. I can’t help but notice Rob’s hand again…. caressing Kris’ back. *Sigh* Yes.. I’m sad. I get off when Rob barely touches Kristen.  It’s still a lil 7. Lil Robsten7. 

7. And now for my FAVORITE picture from the HB photoshoot… Kris n Rob straddling…. ahem… a bike. Why is it in every RK photo shoot Kris manages to get full frontal with Rob? Granted his back is always to her, but still! Despite the full frontal, what really gets me is the way she’s clinging to him. She’s not just holding on to him for the sake of “riding on the back of a bike,” Kris is HOLDING him. She’s embracing him, like any girl would affectionately hold on to her boyfriend. Then there’s Rob affectionately looking back at his sweet girlfriend. Gah! This picture is ROBSTEN. Or as #otherhalf likes to fondly refer to our fave couple “KPattz.” KPATTZ IS SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKHAWT!!!

So do you all believe in the power of the phenom that is Robsten? Cause lets be honest …there’s just no excuse anymore. This photo shoot may not have been as visually stunning as 08 VF, but damn did it evoke more emotion outta me. I laughed, I cried, I died whilst thumbing through these amazing Harpers Bazaare pictures. So we now officially worship Harpers. We worship Harpers harder than VF. Why? HB *gave* us Robsten… and for that we will forever be grateful.

And those are the 7 things we love about Rob(sten) today.

Thanks to Robsessed and Harper’s Bazaar for the photos…

Quickie 7… Interview Style

The whirlwind press tour for New Moon is about to be underway. We haven’t seen Rob in the spotlight for awhile… and oh how I love unfiltered Rob answering questions on the fly… so in interview fashion, I thought I’d quickly come up with the 7 things I love about interview Rob. READY. SET. GO. QUICK.

1.  Rob has no filter. He says things like “I get texts all the time saying, are we still on for the marriage on Friday? …Wait, I don’t even know who this is… I’m not even in the country” *See Access Hollywood Interview

2. During an interview, Rob’s hand is CONSTANTLY in his hair. As a giant fan of fingers intertwined in his hair, even if they are his own, I love watching an interview cause I get lots of this visual.. swoop, grab, throw back.. that’s generally Rob’s nervous hair toss style.

3. The nervous laugh. Rob laughs after almost everything he says. He knows he’s an unfiltered, fidgety mess… he can’t help but laugh at himself.

4. Any interview he has where he’s on a panel and he’s holding a mic, he hold the mic like a beer. He holds his mic like a fucking Heinie! Guaranteed he’s wishing he was somewhere else drinking a beer.

5. After every question Rob gets this very serious look on his face. His eyebrow’s furrow and eyes narrow as he intensely tries to find something profound to say. He usually ends up saying something asinine, and cracking up… but no matter the question, he thinks *real* hard before answering.

6. Rob can’t lie. No matter how hard he tries to dodge a question, or tiptoe around it, his nervous laugh and word vomit tend to give him away. I’m going to make a prediction now: Rob will not be able to successfully hide Robsten for much longer. He will end up outing the relationship before the end of the promotional tour. Yay! We may just get our answers once and for all… straight from that beautiful mouth, those soft pink lips, the way he…. errr sorry off on a tangent. Back to the quickie… go!

7. I can’t help but watch a Rob interview and permasmile the whole entire time. Seeing him so goofy and uneasy makes me laugh. I absolutely cannot wait for New Moon promotion to start! 

With that enjoy one of my favorite interviews from the Twilight promotion. Here’s to hoping Rob has a few more of these hysterical moments while touring the globe to promote New Moon. And those are the 7 things we love about Rob *today.*